Monday, November 30, 2009

November Thankfulness for My Top Droppers

It's that time again--to say a great big "thank-you" to the Entrecard readers who visited Subjective Soup most often during November and left me their calling card. Here are the Top Ten. They are super loyal and responsive visitors. I hope you check out their sites and I bet if you do, they will come visit you too.













Saturday, November 28, 2009

I'm Over the Top--50,000 Words

Although my second novel for the National Novel Writing Month (NaNoWriMo--November of every year) is not quite finished, I have topped the 50,000 word mark, which makes me a winner in NaNoWriMo's book. Here's a photograph of my certificate to prove it. I still have a few chapters to go to actually complete my book, but I should accomplish that today or tomorrow. Believe me, writing an entire book feels like an accomplishment--even if it never gets published. Now I have two books done and my series of cozy murder mysteries starring my college teacher/acoustics expert and amateur sleuth Pamela Barnes is well on its way. Does Pamela bear any resemblance to me, given that I spent my career teaching and researching communication at the college level? No! Of course not! She is totally fictional! Hmmm.

In my first novel, The Sound of Murder, Pamela ferrets out the killer of one of her colleagues who was murdered while working at a computer terminal. Pamela discovers that a recording of the actual murder was made while the victim was struggling with the killer and Pamela uses her knowledge of sound to analyze the recording for clues to the identity of the killer--eventually solving the crime.

In my latest mystery (tentatively entitled KDIE, but maybe Tune in to Murder), Pamela is asked to assist the police in identifying the killer of a local disk jockey who is shot on air. Using the radio station's recording of the actual murder, Pamela again puts her acoustic skills to work as she attempts to discover the identity of the mysterious shooter. This book has been harder for me to write than the first one, primarily because there are two plot lines. The story follows not only Pamela and her attempts to solve the crime, but also the squabbles of a wealthy carpet-manufacturing family whose patriarch is dying. The two stories play out as the novel progresses and eventually come together towards the end of the book--with a bang.

As you may have guessed, I hope to make a series of mysteries about Pamela and her sound analysis/crime fighting skills. If any of my readers can think of a good idea for a crime (preferably a murder) for Pamela to solve using her knowledge of sound and acoustics, please let me know. Right now, I'm just celebrating reaching that 50,000 word milestone in my NaNoWriMo journey. If you have also reached this same point, I say "Congratulations!" If you're not quite there yet, I say "Don't give up!"


Thursday, November 26, 2009

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Making Money with Blog Ads Presents Moral Dilemmas

I'd like to make money from my blogs as much as any one else. I certainly applaud bloggers who manage to derive some income from their efforts. However, I draw the line in the sand at some advertising activities. Just where that line is, what it looks like, and how much sand it disperses, is still somewhat unclear to me, but it's coming more into focus. I'd like to hear what you think.

A recent article entitled Top 10 AdSense Tricks to Boost Your Commission posted by The Admaster (a great site for blog advertising advice), got me thinking about how advertising works on blogs--and how it should work. There were several suggestions in this article (which offers tricks to make Google's AdSense advertising program work more effectively, but the concepts discussed apply to all blog ads, I think) that drew my attention. For instance: "Color code your ads to match your web site palette exactly" and "Incorporate the AdSense code into your page so that the ads look like a regular part of your site."

"Wait a minute," I said to myself. These suggestions seem to be advocating that bloggers make their ads fade away, not stand out, to appear to be just part of the regular content of the blog. Could that be right? Surely not. As a firm believer in the American capitalist system, I'm all for advertising. Yes, at times it drives me nuts, but I'd rather have commercials on television than state-run programming. I'd rather see ads in magazines and newspapers than not have magazines and newspapers at all--or than have to pay exorbitant prices for them.

I
expect to see ads. Good ads should stand out. They should call attention to themselves, and viewers or readers should say, "That's a great ad, maybe I should check out that product." Or, contrarily, "That's a terrible ad; I'll never buy that product." They shouldn't find themselves being unable to tell where the ad begins and the TV program or magazine or newspaper article ends. Oh, I can hear some of you saying, "But what about product placement in movies?" The main character eats Cheerios for breakfast and then drives a Honda to work. Isn't that advertising? Well, maybe so, but it's not nearly as egregious as what this article is suggesting bloggers do with their Adsense ads.

When ads on our blogs look EXACTLY like our blog's content--I call that deception. I don't want to deceive my readers into clicking on my ads, thinking they are a post, so I can make a penny or two. I want my readers to click on the ads on my site because they are intrigued by the ads themselves and wish to investigate them further. If that doesn't happen--so be it. What do you think?





(graphics from http://blog.ictforhealth.com and http://advertisingandart.wordpress.com)

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Eating at the Table--or Not?

Truly, I believe what experts say about the benefits of sitting down together for a family meal. It's a bonding experience. I get it. However, when my two children were little I always struggled to get my family to eat together around a table. It always seemed like a losing battle--they preferred to be anywhere else.

Now that my husband Milt and I are alone in our little townhouse, I find I have the same problem. When we bought our house, I worked diligently to create a lovely dining room. It's probably the most beautiful room in our home (see the accompanying photo--our Pomeranian Coquette is in the lower left-hand corner modeling it for you). The problem is --we never use it. We never sit at the table for any meals--breakfast, lunch or dinner.

No, although Milt and I always eat supper together, we don't eat it seated at the dining room table (nor at the kitchen table either). I sit in my favorite arm chair in the living room with my feet up on a hassock, plate balanced on my lap. This is comfortable and relaxing for me and I enjoy my meal--savoring each bit--much more than I would if I were sitting in the rigid straight back chairs around our lovely glass-topped table.

Milt stands in the kitchen and eats at the sink. Yes! He prefers this method because (in his words) he doesn't spill anything on his shirt. It must be his military training or something. Personally, the thought of eating standing up is repugnant to me. I can't even call such an activity eating. It's more like stuffing food in your mouth.

Anyway, I've become used to it. We eat dinner this way every night and have lovely conversations over the kitchen counter while the television provides ambiance (I'd prefer classical music, but I'll take what I can get). So, what would the experts say about us? Is the Rockwell supper style a satisfactory substitute for a family meal around a table? What do you think?




Friday, November 20, 2009

Can't Resist--I'm a Proud Doggie Mommy

Coquette just returned from a day at the doggie beauty spa. I wish you could see the cute little pink bow they put in her hair, but it doesn't show up well in the photograph I took. However, she is clean, sparkly, and proud as a peacock of her new look. Isn't she adorable? Can you tell that my two children no longer live at home? I lavish all of my affection on my Pomeranian (well, my husband gets some of it). Oh my gosh, I'm one of those weird cat ladies--except my cat is a dog. Aren't I?

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Calling All Hugh Grant Fans

Hugh Grant has a new movie coming out next month called Did You Hear About the Morgans? with Sarah Jessica Parker and it looks like a scream. They play a soon-to-be divorced couple who are forced into the witness protection program and have to go live together in a cabin somewhere in the forest (or so it seems from the trailer I saw). I howled while watching it.


I've
seen every movie Hugh Grant has made--my favorite being the best movie of all time--Love Actually--in which he plays the British Prime Minister in his own inimitable way. Yes, yes, I know Hugh Grant has a less than sterling reputation off camera--but he is a master comedian and I absolutely adore him on the screen.

Those eyes, that charming British accent, the slightly goofy way he tries to dance. What other older lady such as myself wouldn't go ga-ga for such a guy?

Are you a Hugh Grant fan? If so, tell me your favorite Hugh Grant movie or scene--and I'll tell you mine!




Monday, November 16, 2009

Daring Doggie

On our walk today, my little Pomeranian Coquette decided to show me her daring nature. We spotted a large (and I do mean large) German Shepherd walking ahead of us with his owner on the other side of the street. Immediately, Coquette gave chase--barking frantically in her upper decibel range and pulling with all her little might on the leash. I knew her, "Mommy, let me at him!" cry.

The shepherd and his master glanced back at us in a somewhat bored fashion and continued on their way. I should note that this German shepherd was about six times the size of Coquette, had sunken dark eyes like Svengali, and a snarling curl to his lip that seemed to say, "I eat little dogs like you for breakfast." He scared even me.

Coquette, however, was determined to catch him and--what? Bite him? Attack him? Chat him up about the weather? I wondered. Just what would my Pomeranian do with a German Shepherd if she did manage to catch him?

Do all little dogs have a Napoleon complex? Why don't they pick on dogs their own size?

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Spooky Light Pops on in Middle of Night

There we were, sound asleep in bed, around five a. m. yesterday, the morning of Friday the 13th--when all of a sudden our ceiling light pops on! My husband Milt and I both sat bolt upright, shocked.

"Why did you turn on the light?" he asked.

"I didn't," I replied, thoroughly freaked out.

"You must have bumped the remote in your sleep," he said. Our ceiling light is part of a fan that we can run by remote control from a gadget that I keep on my nightstand. The off-on button for the light is quite small and requires pressure of at least a few seconds to bring the light on.

"I didn't," I reiterated.

"That's weird," he said, grabbing his flashlight from his nightstand and heading out to check out the rest of the otherwise totally dark house. I heard him trekking around, checking doors and even going down the basement to examine the circuit breakers. He returned puffing, and crawled back into bed. "Everything looks fine. The circuit breakers are all on."

"Even if they were off," I said, "that would hardly cause the light to turn on."

"I know," he replied, puzzled. "Maybe it was a car going by, using a remote control garage door opener that just happened to have the same code as our light."

"You think?"

"No," he said, "Unlikely. Probably just a short in the wiring. If it happens again, I'll call Jim." Jim is our trusty electrician--actually more like a friend of the family because he's repaired so many electrical problems for us. Gosh, I thought, maybe Jim set our ceiling light to malfunction so he'd be able to come out and repair it many months down the road. Get more business. Talk about conspiracy theory, Patricia.

"You know," I said to my spouse, "we're forgetting the obvious reason."

"What?"

"Ceiling light fixture goblins," I replied. "It is Friday the 13th." Milt groaned.

"Turn the light out and see if the goblins turn it on again," he ordered. "If they do, then we'll talk." I did. They didn't.

Any ideas why our ceiling light had a mind of its own on Friday the 13th? Has anything like this ever happened to you?


Thursday, November 12, 2009

Skinny Sister

My baby sister Chris and I are locked in a pitched battle to lose weight--and she is winning. Witness the photo I shot of her the other day when we lunched at the local Panera Bread (she is carrying half of her diet sandwich home with her for supper). Doesn't she look great?

During the first week, she lost five pounds and I lost nothing. Then the second week, I lost a few pounds. Last week, I lost another two. We are both working like crazy to get slimmer. She's still ahead of me. I don't know why she wants to lose weight, because, truthfully, I think she looks great. I must lose weight because I've had two doctors tell me my cholesterol is too high and when I take cholesterol medication I get really sick.

So, I'm sticking with the tried and true method--eat less, exercise more. In addition to my regular daily gym workout, I've added daily walks with my dog and evening sit-ups and push-ups. I've cut my food intake mainly by portion control--not consuming more than a cup of anything at any meal. I already avoided fat, sugar, salt, and other bad things. It all seems to be working--slowly but surely.

My baby sister is my big motivation, however. As you can see.


Monday, November 9, 2009

Stopping Dogs From Peeing on Carpet

Here's a helpful household hint to stop your dog from peeing on your carpet. I tried this with our elderly Pomeranian Coquette who seems lately enamoured of peeing on a certain portion of carpet in our entrance hallway. Believe me, when she started to do this, I tried all the potions and sprays recommended to stop this behavior. I tried putting down a rug over the spot, but she just peed on the rug and I had to wash it. I tried setting up barriers, but then we couldn't get around in our own house.

Finally, I got an idea. Realizing how Coquette doesn't like to have wind blowing in her face (such as from my hair dryer), I set a wall fan in the entrance hallway angled to blow right on the spot where she tended to pee. Miracle of miracles! She has not peed on the carpet since I put the fan there. In fact, she avoids even going through the entrance hallway now. If she wants to get to the front door, she goes all the way around through the dining room and the kitchen to get there.

And, no, she hasn't chosen to pee on any other segment of our carpet. The only drawback to this plan is that we have to have the little fan blowing constantly. However, it's really no louder than any of our ceiling fans and probably better for air circulation in our house than running the air conditioner or the furnace too much.

Has your pet ever peed on your carpet? What did you do about it?




Saturday, November 7, 2009

Nooky at the Nursing Home

I visited my 88-year-old mother yesterday at her apartment in her assisted living facility. She was all agog with some exciting gossip for me:

Mom: Patty, you'll never guess what's going on around here.

Me: What?

Mom: My friend Mabel who sits with me at meals--you know her. She's so fussy about her silverware. She has to have her fork just so and her knife and spoon placed exactly right before she can eat. And if her glass is even an inch...

Me: Mom, what about Mabel?

Mom: She's always talking about her husband George, you know. He's in the hospital. He had a stroke several months ago, poor thing. Mabel lives here and George is there. George used to be a pilot. Mabel was a stewardess. That's how they met. At least, that's what she's always said.

Me: What do you mean 'what she's always said'?

Mom: Well, lately she's stopped having lunch at my table and she's started lunching with Fred.

Me: Fred?

Mom: You've seen him. He always wears a cap.

Me: Indoors?

Mom: Yes.

Me: Why?

Mom: Because he's bald and he's very sensitive about his appearance. Anyway, Fred and Mabel go to a table in the corner all my themselves to eat lunch.

Me: That's not a crime.

Mom: No, of course not. But then, after lunch, they disappear for the entire afternoon.

Me: Maybe they're taking a walk.

Mom: Yes, walking straight to Mabel's apartment!

Me: How would you know?

Mom: Well, she's on the second floor and he's on the first. People have seen them going up the stairs together.

Me: To her apartment?

Mom: Yes, where they stay for hours! You know what they call that, don't you?

Me: What?

Mom: Hooking up. (I thought she might say "hanky panky" or "nooky" or something more appropriate to her age group.)

Me: Or a nooner? Or maybe afternoon delight?

Mom: So you know what I mean. (She nodded and glared at me.) And that's not all.

Me: There's more?

Mom: Last night at supper, Mabel saw Fred with his hat on and it infuriated her. She says it's very disrespectful to wear a hat at dinner. So she called out to him, but instead of saying "Fred" she said "George."

Me: So she confused him with her husband.

Mom: No. Not her husband. I said to her, Mabel, that's Fred, not George and she said, "Oops! I guess I was thinking of my other boyfriend!"

Me: Other boyfriend?

Mom: Right! It turns out she's not married to either one of them!

Me: Wow! Mom, this place is a regular sin city.

Mom: Tell me about it.

This gives an entirely new meaning to the term "social activity" at old folks' homes. Doesn't it?





(photo from www. chanters-livingstone.com)

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Writer's Solution: Goth Poetry Generator

Here it is the fifth day of the National Novel Writing Month (NaNoWriMo) and I'm on Chapter Five of my second novel--KDIE--about a Goth disk jockey who is shot and killed on air. Things are going quite smoothly, I'm happy to report. There is one little hitch, however. My victim is, as I said, a "Goth" or at least considers himself in the "Goth" literary, musical, and poetic movement. Although I am aware of the Goth style and have even met a few aficionados of it, my knowledge of "Goth-ery" is quite limited.

My daughter is definitely more knowledgeable about Goth music, art, and poetry than I am. Therefore, I have been sending her my initial drafts of those segments of my novel that concern my Goth victim. She has been gracious in offering her opinion, but has let me know in no uncertain terms that my feel for Goth is weak. As I will soon be arriving upon the chapter in my novel where my protagonist discovers a Goth poem written by my victim, I realize I need to get my Goth writing skills in shape.

Low and behold! What did I find on the Internet (an ever amazing source of the most useful and unexpected pieces of wisdom) but The Goth-o-Matic Poetry Generator. I studied the GOMPG for several intense hours and followed its excellent advice about constructing superb Goth poetry, such as:

Write about torture, blood, depression, loss, madness, and death.
Don't worry about rhythm, rhyme, making sense, or any other poetic conventions.
Rant about how miserable you are.
Use really obscure words from the dictionary.
Name your protagonist after a predatory bird, adding a color adjective.
Make every day objects seem malicious.
Practice reading your poem sounding like Vincent Price.

These are just a few of Goth-o-Matic's great suggestions. Indeed, when I churned out the following masterpiece, my daughter was duly impressed:

Swirling
Whirling
The bloody vortex pulls me down to the eternal abyss
Overhead the black vultures of death circle
Watching
Waiting
To pick the flesh from my dissipated body
Only my soul remains
And that you have killed with your loveless eyes

Truly Goth, right?





(photo from www.sodahead.com)

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Thank You Top October Droppers!

Subjective Soup is always more fun when lots of friends stop by. These dear friends stopped by a lot during October. Thank you, top ten Entrecard droppers!




















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